Passionate love and steamy hot sex are the fundamentals of a fiery relationship

Ever since our paths first crossed at a risqué video convention in 1995, I’ve held a distinct tenderness for Rachel Love. Her petite yet voluptuous figure coupled with her childlike voice sparked a peculiar combination of physical desire and emotional fondness within me. The vivacious blonde, gifted with ample, all-natural assets, quickly gained popularity, gracing the pages of V-mag repeatedly and showcasing her prowess in multiple provocative videos. However, just as she was on the cusp of stardom, Rachel disappeared, slipping back into the mundane life of real estate sales for several years. Her absence was painfully felt until she re-emerged briefly in 2003, but then she returned to her former career once more.

Rachel’s second triumphant return to the adult entertainment industry didn’t come until later, with her appearance in the salacious DVD Mamazon, amongst other sultry videos. Despite the passing time, she remained as youthful and alluring as ever, her appearance barely wavering over the years. One could speculate that the continuous exposure to male anatomy and the resulting showers of affection were pivotal to her timeless beauty. Rachel also introduced a phrase into our vernacular that we’ve found rather amusing – ‘dick drunk.’ According to her, it refers to the sensation akin to intoxication when one has been given more than anticipated and has been ‘pumped’ a few too many times.

Speaking from her own experiences, Rachel said, “You guys just have a knack for finding guys with gigantic equipment.” She remembered a specific instance where we had arranged a rendezvous for her with one such man. “He was an absolute gentleman,” she remarked, “but also quite generously endowed. After just a few pumps, I felt disoriented – in essence, I felt dick drunk.” It is the feeling of being filled to the brim that takes over and sends endorphins rushing through her body. Rachel mused, “Considering you guys work with women possessing the largest assets, it only seems fitting for you to pair them with men boasting equally colossal appendages.” She recalled her stint in Mamazon, where she was paired with two average-sized partners, and she felt perfectly satiated, with no traces of dick drunkenness. But she also remembered a previous encounter with men more ‘monster-sized.’ The memory was so potent; she had nightmares about gigantic male organs chasing her. “For that, I must say, a formal apology would be nice,” she said with a teasing glint in her eyes.